What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.