What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.