What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.