What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.