What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits