What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough