What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.