Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did you get into my house?

business.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.