Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Skeleton Crew Jokes More Skeleton Crew Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.