What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

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The girl who puts it there.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.