What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Hickey Jokes More Hickey Jokes

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.