What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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What's your favorite "grosser than gross" joke?

Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid.

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.