Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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It's the only way they can own a soul.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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He had a fear of commitment

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Procrasturbation.

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Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!