Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently