Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball