Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball