Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently