Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball