the four hands (you dirty minds)
Because it was... imbalanced.
Egypt
Every 28 days or so.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
They use a Chopin Liszt!
Because they're so easily brainwashed.