How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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She had mittens on.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Karma.

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ANKH ANKH!!

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Because he was in deNile

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt