How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.