What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.