What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!