What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!