What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Challah at ya boy!

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A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.