What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Who's gonna be Batman?

leaves Earth*

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What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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A BoVine

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack