What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.