What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.