Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

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Hudyanika Bolokov

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

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Switching Users

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.