They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
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A BoVine
MOO-barak!
They herd it through the bovine.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
Eh-1 (Sorry)
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
A Moss-cow
A moss-cow
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
Because they switched to Comcast.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.