Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

Russian Bovine Jokes More Russian Bovine Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

Increase Jokes More Increase Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.