Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Russian Bovine Jokes More Russian Bovine Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?

Because they are both tail bearers !

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"