Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Because NE-coli.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Chubby 7th grade girls!
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
The reindeer
Because they are both tail bearers !
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Hexagon.
var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Pigs don't have red noses.
This one will sleigh you !
Guess we'll find out in January.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
