Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
It's in Decembrrrrr.
Hypothermia.
The 7th German Panzer Division
Cause she was a woman
Bay leaf get him out if here!
Caribou can't fly.
They're both brown except the snowball.
Because 9, 8, 7....
Because 789
By putting flowers on the grave.
tanksgiving
sleigh-er
Getting sleighed.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.