Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9