What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.