What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.