What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.