What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.