What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.