What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

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What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs?

A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.