What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.