What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.