What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.