What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.