What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.