What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside