What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.