What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.