What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.