What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...