What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...