What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"