Prick Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.