Because the prick's behind the wheel
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A garbage truck. I'm sorry.
Meals on Wheels
People got lit and turnt.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Meals on wheels
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Allah take the flight controls
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Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
He needed a place to crash.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
A dead school bus!
Jesus, take the wheel!
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
Meals on wheels...
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
A rubbish bin !
A Ferris wheel.
Battle Royale with cheese.
It caused a revolution.
The wheels. They are always tired.
They're wheels.
Meals on wheels.
A: She wanted to rock and roll
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
Because women are at the wheel.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
The wheel :)
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
A hole in Juan
Hose B
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
To see how long he slept for.
They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.
They only ever have carrion baggage.
Where's my tractor?
By looking over your shoulder.
His shoulder.
Banks
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
They always think they're higher then others
