What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!