What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.