What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

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Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo