What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.