ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Because it is sticky.
Doubloons.
A peg leg.
A Purrgeot.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.
He nuts and bolts.
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
Meals on wheels.
Pants.
Cause all their pants are half-off
Oxfam.
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