What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo