What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!