What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.