What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.