What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a banambulance make?

Naner naner naner

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!