banana is yellow,dynamite is red
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
This is a bomb in a bull.
With a fuse-illi.
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
Abominable.
A Baboom!
ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!
Shipped beef!
A full bull!
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
They never stop lighting up.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
With a Monkey Wrench!
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
He's out standing in his field
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Linoleum Blownapart
The couch pulls out...
There's Noel.
