Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

You might also enjoy:

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

Somali Jokes More Somali Jokes

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.