Dynamite Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Somali Jokes More Somali Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What do you call a run-down and Italian neighborhood?

The Sphaghetto

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.