What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

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You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

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Its axle rose.

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A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)