Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.