Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Waiting for a bus.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Check, mate!
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Full Marx
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.