Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.