For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
He paws-ed it!
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
Offshore investment gains a better return.
No gain no pain.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Just run for office!
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Bread and Bakedfast!
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
All those spikes hurt his hands
Submarines.