Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.