Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock