No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
I Apollo-gize"
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.
When you see he has no hands.
Battle Royale with cheese.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
He got Lemonaids.
A: Oranges.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
