Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

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How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!