Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**