Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.