What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.