What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.