How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .