How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.