How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.