Stroke Jokes

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.