How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.