How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."