How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.