How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

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Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Supermodel Jokes More Supermodel Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.