What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

What do you give to someone who has everything?

Antibiotics!