What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What animal is the moodiest?

A Bi-Polar Bear.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.