What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

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What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!