What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!