Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

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The specific ocean.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

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Catoons

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What do you call a parent named Lee?

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Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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Simbalism

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!