Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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A cantaloupe.

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So you know what shows to watch.

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Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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Quarkiplier

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Math hue.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.