Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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They're able to stomach a lot.

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Mortgage freeman.

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A: It depends on the age.

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What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language