What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!