What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.