What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy) .