Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only