Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.