Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.