Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird