Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.