Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime