Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A: A walkie-talkie.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs