Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture