What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!