What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.