What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.