What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!