Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.