Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.