Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure