Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.