Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?