Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.