Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

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Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit