Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.