Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.