Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).