What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!