What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.