What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.