New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash