New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Delaware Jokes More Delaware Jokes

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey