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Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A New Jersey
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
Because he needed one.
New Jersey got to pick first
New Jersey got to choose first
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
New Jersey had first choice.
New Jersey picked first.
New Jersey
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
They're short 2 towers.
Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
A firm grip on the back of her head.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
You pay a buccaneer.
A sweet potato.
Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.
Pick it! (Picket)
