New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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because he chose from the kids menu

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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They heard it was a Superfund site.

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New Jersey got to choose first

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

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What are you looking for buddy?

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.