New Jersey Jokes

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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17 dirty apes.

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She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

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What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.