Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.