Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.