Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What do you call tiny batman?

Lil Wayne

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite Movie?

Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie Amlie

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Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

Lil seizure