Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!