Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle