Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.