Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning