What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.