What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.