What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What is an architects favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.