Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!