Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Cupigs!

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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I'm stuck on you!"

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!