Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!